“If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?” -Uli’s moose

“Nothing screws up verb tense like time travel” -/. Sig

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.” -/. Sig

Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.” -/. Sig

“It’s hard not to like a man of many qualities, even if most of them are bad.” -/. QOTD

DRM ‘manages access’ in the same way that a prison ‘manages freedom’” -/. Sig

“I used to think that the brain was the most important organ in the body until I realized who was telling me this.” -/. Sig

“Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.” -Marilyn Manson

“0 1 - just my two bits” -/. Sig

“If you think the whole world revolves around you, quit staring at the GPS display while driving.” -/. Sig

“Live free() or die()” -/. Sig

“The only common denominator in all your past failed relationships is you.” - ???

Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you. Now, if they’d only take a bath …” - /. QOTD

“I’m sorry. The number you have reached is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.” - /. Sig

“The password entered is too long.” - TCF Online Banking

“No trees were killed in the making of this post; however, many trillions of electrons were horribly inconvinienced.” - /. sig

Fame may be fleeting but obscurity is forever.” - /.

“A bullet may have your name on it but splash damage is addressed “To whom it may concern.”" - /. sig

“God is dead” - Nietzsche, 1882
“Nietzsche is dead” - God, 1900
- ???

“Genesis 1:32 And God typed :wq!” - /. sig

“History is repeated because no one was listening the first time.” - Todd Wilkinson

“Didn’t I say no killing? Don’t make me come down there!” - God
“Hold on Dad, I’ll go.” - Jesus
- /. sig and retort

“Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it” -Richard Feynman


“This signature is witty when you’re not looking.” - /. Sig

“Evolution doesn’t determine who is right, just who is left.” - /. Sig

“Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.” - Edward Burr

“It must have been something you assimilated…” - /. Sig

“If you never make mistakes, it’s probably because you’re not doing anything.” - /. Sig

“The dinosaurs are extinct because they didn’t have a space program, but imagine the hilarity if they did!” - /. Sig

“I’ve calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.” - /. Sig

“It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.” - Scott Adams

“Curiosity was framed, Ignorance killed the cat.” - /. Sig

“EULA: By reading this sig, you agree to any and all opinions stated in the above post” - /. Sig

“Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.” - /. Sig

“Computer over. Virus = very yes.” - /. Sig

“The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.” - Douglas Adams

“A closed mouth gathers no foot.” - Unknown

“”It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.” -Albert Einstein

“There’s a whole lot of apathy around here, but nobody wants to do anything about it!” -/. Sig

“The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.” - /. QOTD

“Old musicians never die, they just decompose.” -/. QOTD

“My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.” -/. QOTD

“Kiefer Sutherland was killed by Jack Bauer today.
Jack Bauer gets played by no man.”
- /. Sig